Nostr Web Client

If you “Like” my note immediately after I publish it, you get muted.

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That's retarded

Unless you mean the npubs that like every note immediately

Wasn’t that clear?

No, I thought you meant like even if someone just sees one of your posts as soon as you post it you'll just assume they're a bot

I'm paranoid

Your post was posted "now" in the global feed for me at the time I saw it so I was like, bruh, this isn't my fault

🤣

are you talking to bots?

I seem to have triggered them 🤣

What about the pluri-multi-infinite-constant refollowing of the same npubs? 🤯

Nightmare 😬

Indeed.. even after block/mute #Primal still shows me them.. The only good notification in the client got rekt.

Yep

Why do you hate fast readers? 🥲

😂

I think you don't believe in love at first sight either.

Women should calm their tits for a minute before approaching me, just to be sure they're not bots.

I will add a random 100-500 second delay going forward.

Thanks

👍🏼 😁

Speed reading is a superpower