Hey Jameson. Bro.

I’m the head of marketing or a sales intern (my boss hasn’t decided) at DogShit Creatives. I don’t know shit about fuck so they said I was perfect for this position.

I didn’t do *any* background on you or your company, despite both having an internet presence for a decade and, who, looks like you actually write a blog or something? That’s cool.

I think we could totally help YOU with your business’s image because, well, it’s all about image, amirite? Here’s some made up numbers and some other dogshit people we’ve assisted in selling their dogshit.

Call me?

Thanks Dude,