1) My vocabulary is too large and complicated.

2) I have a lot of disjointed topics like German politics, Catholicism, philosophy, economics, SW development, homemaking, hiking, etc. that I cycle through and talk about on an expert level. It's a cacaphony.

3) I'm prone to ranting, daydreaming, lecturing, salivating, giddyness... All very emotive.

4) I'm too attractive for my wonky content and I have fun with the juxtaposition. I'm vain.

5) I post lots of pictures of attractive women, but no nudes, so it's like... What is the point of this?

6) I constantly change my PfP and it isn't just different versions of myself.

7) I'm extremely opinionated, but my opinions are highly nuanced and unusual, so they offend most people.

8) I'm a bit arrogant. On purpose. Because I want to attract arrogant followers.

9) I'm partially black, German, and Jewish, which is a trifecta.

10) I'm a woman, but I write like a man. Androgynous.