A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have gold toilets?”

“What? Are toilets made of gold? What are you speaking about?”

“Look, I got extremely wasted last night, but the only thing I remember is peeing in a golden toilet.”

The bartender says, “Ok, first, no we don’t have golden toilets. Secondly, hey Morty, I found the guy that pissed in your tuba!