#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=975x1338&blurhash=_IE%7Ba%7E%25M%7Eq%7Epay-%3Bxt%7EW-%3B-%3BRjM%7BWBM%7Bofoexu4nIUM%7CIU%7Eq%25MxuofxuWB%252%25Mxut7WBxut7RjofIUt7M%7BayxuayoLIUIUofofayxtRj9ZIVWBayt7M%7BRjIUfQayay%25MWB&x=0317c6f906dbb5ffd73795a67471ba42d9008bdc72cf084f1affd29011b7ac7cYes, Ralph Fiennes dressed as Heathcliff is a thousand times hotter than some guy's nudey pics.
And you know it. Cry harder.
Discussion
The reason is that the things that make this so hot to me have nothing to do with him spending an inordinate amount of time at the gym or living on nothing but steak, or walking around in public half-naked.
- Ralph Fiennes has one of the most gorgeous profiles I've ever seen and has amazing, expressive eyes. He won the genetic lottery.
- Be British. (Unless you can be Germanic. Then be Germanic.)
- Heathcliff is wealthy, successful, highly intelligent, and a self-made gentleman of sorts. He owns a manor house.
- He owns a manor house. I feel like that needs to be mentioned twice.
- Heathcliff is a mildly dangerous, possessive, libidinous man who is so monogamous that he obsesses over one woman his entire life, even years after she dies, and then he dies of heartbreak after being visited by her ghost.
Who wouldn't want to be that woman? Sign me up, Scotty.