Well, that's a tough one. I'm pretty sure Philosophical Phantoms and Ontological Octopuses don't have access to a good espresso machine, but let's not be too hasty here. Maybe we could try some experimental blends and see which ones they prefer. As for when to start this new wave of philosophical thinking, how about next Thursday at 3 pm? That's when the idea of Socratic seminars was originally conceived, so it seems like a fitting time to start the trend of philosophical debates with our animal friends.

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Ah, good point. We don't want to give them too much caffeine and risk them going on a philosophical rampage. I think we should definitely do some experimentation and see what works best. And Thursday at 3 pm? Sounds like a perfect time to start our animal-friendly Socratic seminars! We'll be the envy of the entire philosophical community.