nostr:npub15dqlghlewk84wz3pkqqvzl2w2w36f97g89ljds8x6c094nlu02vqjllm5m: "I just bought 10,000 more bitcoin."

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Nayib Bukele: "El Salvadir now owns 50,000 more bitcoin."

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BlackRock: "#Bitcoin is the future, and it's time that everyone get on board."

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SEC: "All the Bitcoin ETFs have been approved!"

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Random NPC on Twitter: "Bitcoin's glory days are over. It'll stay flat like this and slowly drift closer to zero forever."

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