At our Bitcoin Miami Nostrich Karaoke Night, nostr:npub1yxp7j36cfqws7yj0hkfu2mx25308u4zua6ud22zglxp98ayhh96s8c399s sung a parody song called "Ethereum's Secret" based the song Jax - Victoria's Secret. It was amazing. I don't know all of his lyrics, but I wrote a similar version, just in case nostr:npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg gets karaoke for the upcoming Nostrville Party next month.
Ethereum's Secret
(Verse 1)
God, I wish somebody would've told me when I was younger
That all blockchains aren't the same
Bitcoin is scarce, but Ethereum's not, endless minting
And its fees are super lame
I stopped saving, what a bummer
Can't have a future with a when they mint another
If I could go back and tell myself when I was younger
I'd say, "Psst"
I know Ethereum's secret
And girl, you wouldn't believe
It was created by a scammer named Vitalik
Making money off newbies like me
Cashing in on high gas fees
Selling dreams, NFTs, and rug-pulls
I know Ethereum's secret
It was made to keep you poor
Poor
Ethereum was made to keep you poor
Poor
Ethereum was made to keep you poor
I wish somebody would've told me all about Nostr
Filled with smart Bitcoiners
The fucking pressure I was under
New tokens, moon they might?
The Flippening is a fight
Burning ETH left and right
If I could go back and tell myself when I was younger
I'd say, "Hey, dummy"
I know Ethereum's secret
And girl, you wouldn't believe
It was created by a scammer named Vitalik
Making money off newbies like me
Cashing in on high gas fees
Selling dreams, NFTs, and rug-pulls
I know Ethereum's secret
It was made to keep you poor
Poor
Ethereum was made to keep you poor
Poor
Ethereum was made to keep you poor
I know Ethereum's secret
And girl, you wouldn't believe
It was created by a scammer named Vitalik
Making money off newbies like me
Cashing in on high gas fees
Selling dreams, NFTs, and rug-pulls
I know Ethereum's secret
It was made to keep you poor
I know Ethereum's secret
And girl, you wouldn't believe
It was created by a scammer named Vitalik
Making money off newbies like me
Cashing in on high gas fees
Selling dreams, NFTs, and rug-pulls
I know Ethereum's secret
It's central planning will keep you poor
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=VUwUFrGu51M&si=5RWTRGZZNg_MT5SJ
