Lol 😂 If you just need a good self-custodial Lightning wallet app for sending and receiving payments then Breez is 100% my recommendation. It can’t do asynchronous payments though, so the app has to be open to receive a payment. And because of that, you don’t have a Lightning address for receiving, but you can send to them from the app.
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Async payments in a non-custodial manner is a technical limitation with self custodial lightning apps, so it’s not really a Breez issue so much as it’s a lightning issue. Zeus is the closest solution so far to making it possible.