Am I late to the game? Just noticed the annoying advertising emails, texts etc that impertinently use my first name as if we are intimate buddies rather than them being predatory a-holes…

“Hey Catty! We know how you love cat fur and cat memes, that’s why we have brought you this dog brush set exclusively for you!!! We’re so excited!!!”

Trying to Taylor Swift the in jokes and make us a couple??? I don’t think so.