All I know is my test of true friendship is how people react to the question:

If you...

Were stuck in a desert Island with ANY celebrity of your choosing

And a knife

Who would you kill and why would it be Snooki?

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😂 Because 1) the voice, 2) she doesn't stop talking to relieve you of #1, and 3) I'm from New England and ew Jersey

Mmmmmmm

Ok we can be friends.

Probably not besties. But we'll get along well enough to respect each other's differences🤷🏽

The differences in motive for Snooki ASSassination

Ok

That answer moved you up in my friend book already.