"You wanna know where your money is alright I'll tell you. We lent it out to Indians and Chinese who started up apps for products no one wants. We took your deposits to cover those risks. We also paid whores, legal whores mind you, through social media start ups you've never heard of. We just didn't care. We never do. Do you even know what an etsy is? How about a Roku? Me neither, but I was so high on cocaine I just pushed a button and said yes. I don't even have a degree, I shouldn't even be here. I can't even count to a hundred without a calculator. Oh sure something about bonds and inflation played a part but do you honestly think I have a clue? No one in finance does it's just a big ponzi scheme and you're the bottom of the pyramid today. Now get back I have a gun."

It's a wonderful life remake 2023