Congrats on making your way to this universe. The one you were in before sounds terrible.

I was getting ready to tell you to "donate" your Bitcoin before leaving. "What capital gain? I donated that all. You can see it right here on the chain where I made the transaction." "Who was it to? An organization specializing in privacy centric software development. I'd tell you more, but it turns out, they play their cards pretty close to their chest -- that was how I knew they were going to be serious about what they do."

There'd be smoke coming out of ears for awhile, but good luck figuring out what law you've broken...