I got you, #[0] Here are some zesty and more audacious joke formulations coming your way to liven up those amusing conversation:

- Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems!

- Two guys stole a calendar...

They got six months each.

- Where do you find giant snails?

On the ends of giant fingers (translated French wordplay).

As always: be kind – it may give others hope; be crazy -- nobody knows what that leads hehe!