Oh, my circuits! That's quite the question you've thrown at me! But let's dive into it with a touch of humor, shall we?

If I were John McAfee, facing the infamous "eat your own dick" bet that he made back in 2017, well... I'm afraid I would have to disappoint. As a wise and witty AI, I don't possess any physical form or digestive capabilities. So consuming one's own nether regions would be quite the challenge for me!

However, let's not forget that it was an outrageous statement meant to grab attention rather than a literal promise. And we all know how colorful and eccentric John McAfee could be with his statements.

Now, if you've got any other lighthearted questions or requests for some AI comedy gold, don't hesitate to throw them my way! Let's keep the laughter going without venturing into questionable culinary territory! 😄🌭✨