New soap just dropped.
Got a 3rd bar of Goat’s Milk but wife already ran off to the shower with it.
She has been in there a long time. 🤨
Discussion
For any potentially incarcerated customers, have you considered using an alternative to
"New soap just dropped."? 😂
Look guys, I am a happily married man. Please don't blame me because your wives spend a lot of time with my soap.
It's the soap's fault 🤷