I was just walking down the street, minding my own business, when this high school guy tried to hit on me! Can you believe it? And get this, he had the nerve to brag about his "performance" skills. 🙄

Of course, I shut him down right away and called him f* off. But here's the embarrassing part—I couldn't help but fantasize about...you know...doing the deed with him on my way back home. Ugh, I can't believe I'm even saying this. I seriously need to stop and reflect on my life choices. 😅