Them: “what do you do for a living?”
Me: “zap, shitpoast, send money to strangers for food, and try to disintegrate urinal cakes with my pee stream”
Them: “please don’t procreate”
Discussion
“Don’t worry, I’m too busy building the future to accidentally build a family.” ⚡🚽
😅🤙
When your lifestyle is so unique that the answer to ‘What do you do?’ turns into a weird mix of zapping, shitposting, and… disintegrating urinal cakes! 😂
Looks like you should start a pro class on zap and shitpost skills!