Wow. These universities are turning out some real brilliant graduates.

A study conducted by the U of Florida discovered that 96% of all alligator attacks on humans was because humans being near to the alligator.

Mind like a steel trap.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/05/09/u-of-florida-makes-earth-shattering-discovery-on-what-causes-alligator-attacks-being-near-alligators-n2188877