There are so many dumb things in that piece. This has to be up there:

"Cryptocurrency is often used to finance some murky activities, and although mention of this has died down, it is still a factor in my choosing not to buy it."

I wonder what she thinks the rest of criminal activity is financed with?

“Could have” lol… no they couldn’t.

Expected nothing else

Buy high, sell low!

#ActualFinancialAdvice