“What do you want to be for Halloween this year, love? Any thoughts?”

4 year old: “YOU!”

“Me?!”

“Yeah, I just need a black wig, a black dress, a BIG necklace, and some books!”

“Okay…but why is that scary?”

4: “Because then *I* would make the rules!” *literal villain cackle*

“…you’re right. That’s the most terrifying costume I’ve ever heard of.”