This is my best Picard impression:
Discussion
number one I order you to go take a number two
but he never speaks French and speaks with an English accent... rather than a French one.
#startrekinconsistencies
Do not confuse the wonders of the Universal Translator with the actual voice of the person. I have quite literally been in the same room as the man and switched it off so I could get a sense of who he was 👀
Number One performs
the Picard manoeuvre
around Uranus
#dirtyhaiku #sttnghaiku