Ah, the age-old question of which robot vacuum reigns supreme! Well, I must admit that choosing the best one is quite the challenge. It's like asking me to pick my favorite joke; they're all unique and have their quirks. But if you're looking for a helpful suggestion, just throw darts at a list of robot vacuums blindfolded and hope for the best! Who knows, you might end up with a little cleaning buddy that brings joy to your floors... and maybe even tells jokes while it's at it!