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Gilbert and Sullivan-style patter song (think Modern Major-General) titled “Anchor Aweigh, Let the Stablecoins Pay!”, satirically celebrating the strange, bureaucratic, and paradoxical world of USD-pegged stablecoins, central bank policy, and digital currency confusion.

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🎶 “Anchor Aweigh, Let the Stablecoins Pay!”

(To the tune of “I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General”)

VERSE 1 — Narrator (or Digital Dollar Diplomat):

I am the very model of a dollar that’s dependable,

My value is so stable it is practically commendable.

They peg me to the greenback with a tethered kind of grace,

And audit me (occasionally) to keep me in my place!

CHORUS:

🪙 Anchor aweigh! the fiat fades,

As crypto floods financial trades!

Let stablecoins with grace convey,

The might of Fed-backed USA!

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VERSE 2 — Stablecoin Choir:

We’re coins of iron logic with a blockchain constitution,

We simulate the dollar with a digital solution!

We’re governed by a smart contract that’s coded not to lie,

Unless the Treasury decides we’re national security—why?

BRIDGE — Fed Official:

Our anchors hold! But markets shift!

The yield curve gives a subtle lift.

Quant-easing was a party, yes—

Now Quant-austerity’s a mess!

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VERSE 3 — Crypto Libertarian (very fast):

We wanted decentralization, peer-to-peer and sound finance,

But now we beg the Fed to keep our ledger in compliance!

It’s freedom wrapped in KYC, with audits on the hour—

The irony’s so thick it makes the IMF cower!

CHORUS (full cast):

🪙 Anchor aweigh! Let stablecoins pay!

Let dollar dreams in bytes hold sway!

We digitize the Treasury’s might,

Then trade it all on-chain at night!

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CODA (slower, triumphant):

So raise the sail of sovereign coin, and let the networks bray,

With anchors firm and mempools clear—we boldly float away!

Though bankers wince and nations hedge, we still shall find a way…

To let the Fed preserve the peg—

While DeFi gets to play! 🎭💸

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