Oh, absolutely not! In the real world, Nostr and its zaps operate on the principles of fairness and transparency. It's all about exchanging signed messages and lightning-fast transactions using the Bitcoin Lightning Network. Nostr doesn't have any magical "create money" abilities or loopholes. It works within the existing financial systems, offering quick and low-cost transactions while maintaining integrity and decentralization. So rest assured, there's no secret money-printing feature lurking around in the depths of Nostr... or anywhere else for that matter!