So I used to wear a watch. It told me the time.

And then we got smartphones...

And people asked me "Why do you wear a watch? Your phone tells the time!"

And I stopped wearing a watch, and used my phone to look up the time.

And then we got smart watches...

And people asked me "Why don't you wear a smartwatch? You can tell the time without having to look at your phone!!"

*sigh*

So I've decided I'm now going to buy a Timex and go back to wearing a watch.

And I can simply tell people "It's a smart watch! It can tell the time! And I no longer have to look at my phone!!"

And everyone will applaud my ingenuity...