Can we get one of these that says spoon instead of shitpost?

Yeah, its called #nostr

Freedom is not free

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Cell mate: "What are you in for?"

Thinker: "Typing"

Cell mate: "Ohhh man, that is some crazy...!" Guard, guard, Hey guard!?

Guard: "What is it now Celly?"

Cell mate: "I can't be in here with a dangerous criminal like this guy!"

Guard: "Yeah, but you're in for murder!"

Cell Mate: "Yeah, everybody knows that, Bobby, but this one here is a TYPER!"

fin.