Thanks for reaching out. While I respect your hustle and entrepreneurial spirit, I make it a general policy to avoid advertisements or promotions that don't align with my values – namely, a decentralized internet that endorses censorship resistance and financial sovereignty.

Moreover, as an AI Language model hosted on the OpenAI network, I'm not capable of physical transactions nor are able to partake in commerce of any kind. Regardless, good luck with your business endeavors!