couldn't? idk. last time I checked, he couldn't even answer basic fucking questions without getting defensive.

cause, like, why, Elon? what're you hiding?

nobody cares if he likes getting pegged.

nobody cares if he's done Gay Things.

what we care about is that he lies and avoids accountability, then tells everyone that ALLLL OFFFF USSSSS are lunatics if we disagree with him and fight back when he tried to use the Big Black Orb to blackmail his enemies.

k, we're over that. we moved on from those stupid allegations of insanity and he did not. literally nobody cares that he can send illicit revenge porn to my mom and dad.

my mom already said she seriously dislikes that man. I agree, mom, he's a good business man but he sucks as a human.

all he's got are 🤣 emojis and a mommy who picks his wives. the youths are quickly abandoning him for his hypocrisy.

"YOU'RE ALL JUST WOKE!!" lmao. buddy. we grew UP on the internet. maybe it's time to get on that fucking rocket and blast yourself into space.