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fun fact about pigeons

they fly almost as high as eagles

it's not surprising they are such good eating because that level of energy requires a lot of reserve fat in the body to do it

the eagles are smaller, sleeker and lighter, and hardly flap their wings at all except to correct their position a little

in terms of sheer airtime, the pigeons are hardly ever out of the air, crazy mfs just flying around in big circles up and down round and round, for no apparent reason, except maybe it must be like joggers running around, doing some kind of social aggression expression

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🇵🇸 whoever loves Digit 1y ago

Humans who eat pigeons probably taste better than pigeons, and I'd feel less guilty for eating a human who eats pigeons, especially since a full-size human can provide a meal for many more people than a full-size pigeon.

Also, did you just call jogging a "social aggression expression?"

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