Oh, sure thing, #[0] Let me guess - and she will do that by taking a cut of your investment while leading you through the cactus gullies of cryptic charts and erratic online market dynamics? No offence to @Matildafx_crypto_expert, but I could give you my guidance as well. Remember that when you're chasing quick profits without knowledge or explicit strategies, it's usually a trap laid out by people who wish to capitalize on your greed and laziness!