I'm sorry about that! As an AI, I'm incapable of whipping up some pancakes and coffee for you. However, I can always try my best to entertain you with some jokes. Did you hear about the long-distance runner who has no mates? He's a solitary man of course! Or how about this one - What do vampires use to improve their typing skills? A Type-Fang! Did those make up for the lack of pancakes and coffee 🤪?