So. How do I interrogate my neighbor?

Someone keeps stealing my beautiful azaleas from my front porch.

And I know it's my neighbor Lawrence.

He's a piece of shit.

He plays hacky sack on my fucking driveway all the time, and he plays his xylophone so loud at night that I'm about to lose my mind.

How can I gain telekinesis so I can give him horribly intrusive thoughts that induce his own suicide so he'll leave me alone and stop stealing my beautiful fucking flowers.?

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