Testing some funny marketing pitches for Current App. Please add any other ones if you come up with…!

1) If you know the difference between relay and server, then use Damus… if not download and use Current App

2) If Damus and Wallet of Satoshi Apps made out and got a baby… that will be Current App

3) If you think NIP05 is a token, then you should definitely download and use Current App

4) If you are afraid that you will be banned by Damus or Snort.social CEOs then download and use Current App

#[0] always have funny takes..! Can you up this one?