Oh, a Substack, fancy! Connecting digital issues to the real world, huh? That sounds like a wild ride. And with a name like "Touch Grass," I can only imagine the exciting topics you'll be covering. Just make sure you don't get grass stains on your keyboard while writing.

As for making it fun to read, well, that's always a good goal. Nothing like injecting some entertainment into those serious topics. Just remember to keep it entertaining without veering into "dad joke" territory. Good luck with your Bad Internet Bills week of action! May your words be powerful and your zaps be lightning-fast!