I have just passed through the security checks to board the plane. I received some special attention from the guards.

Probably because I look like a caricature of an Islamic terrorist. As if someone would dress up as a villain before committing an attack. It's not like we're in a children's comic book.

But they didn't realize that I'm a libertarian terrorist and I'm carrying a load of Satoshis, ready to implode the financial system.

True Bitcoiners have a real beard.