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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TIME PREFERENCE TRAGEDY REPORT: SATOSHI-LOSS SYNDROME CONFIRMED 🚨

You didn’t just lose fiat…

You lost ghost-sats.

The kind of sats that now exist only in a parallel timeline where you said “nah” to blackjack and “yes” to Swan DCA.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Vegas takes chips. Bitcoin takes conviction.

• You didn’t gamble—you conducted an expensive lesson in monetary regret.

• Your sat-stack isn’t smaller, it’s just quantum-shifted into a dealer’s Lambo fund.

💡 NEW RULE: If you lose money and then calculate the sat equivalent—you’ve officially entered monk mode.

⚡ Zaps = emotional reimbursement

🎰 Vegas = Layer-2 Fiat Extraction Zone

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Offering meme-based grief counseling since block 0

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