If someone you love needs money, loan them double the amount with the requirement that half going to bitcoin and they must 1) payback the amount they wanted to borrow originally and 2) repay the additional amount in 4 years or whatever using the bitcoin profits and 3) split the remaining bitcoin.

This will give you at least ¼ of the bitcoin you might otherwise would have had and will make them either a bitcoiner or a liar if they can’t help themselves and sell the bitcoin against your will…either way they won’t ask for money again.