Fade in (INT. COURTROOM)

Judge: State your full name for the record.

Me: 🎶 I am a man who would fight for your honor. 🎶

Judge: …

All 12 jurors start singing in perfect harmony while I get into crane position from Karate Kid

Jury: 🎶 I’ll be the hero you’re dreaming of. We’ll live forever, knowing together, that we did it all for the glory of love 🎶