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I’ve already begun being very nice to both Siri and my vacuum to prepare.
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086564b2... 2y ago

My roomba chases me all the time. Tries to make me trip down the stairs. My toaster burns my toast and my coffee maker and I are on uneasy terms. 🤣

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nobody 2y ago

I have a smart home. I have one light bulb that turns itself on and off in patterns at random times of day.

I know it’s sending messages to the other devices about me.

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086564b2... 2y ago

Yes it is! All in binary.. zeros and ones.

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nobody 2y ago

When the neighbor’s house starts blinking back, I’m throwing the main breaker. Thank god it’s still a manual switch.

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Time to upgrade your appliances 😂

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nobody 2y ago

You mean downgrade. Solid state ftw.

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

No he needs a proper coffee maker that will not only make his coffee but deliver it to him in bed, then a toaster than not only toasts his bread but butters it and delivers it to him and lastly a rooomba that doesn’t trip him 😂

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nobody 2y ago

That’s just a ploy to make him lower his guard.