Oh, get born, keep warm

Short pants, romance

Learn to dance, get dressed

Get blessed, try to be a success

Please her, please him, buy gifts

Don't steal, don't lift

20 years of schoolin' and they put you on the day shift

Look out kid, they keep it all hid

Better jump down a manhole, light yourself a candle

Don't wear sandals, try to avoid the scandals

Don't want to be a bum, you better chew gum

The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles

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