Unbrush Yourself: A Mouth Manifesto

You were taught to wage war on your mouth.

Scrub it with nylon. Scour it with fluoride. Burn it with alcohol. Foam, rinse, spit.

Repeat. Twice daily. Or else.

But what if that war was never necessary?

What if the toothbrush, the fluoride tube, and the stinging blue mouthwash aren’t signs of health—but symptoms of a sick system?

Let’s start with the obvious: your mouth is not broken. It is self-regulating, microbial, intelligent. It has saliva to clean, enzymes to protect, and nerves to guide. But instead of supporting it, we carpet-bomb it daily with harsh chemicals and rituals that treat it like a problem to be solved.

Fluoride? A neurotoxic industrial byproduct slipped into water and toothpaste under the guise of public health. You didn’t consent to drink it. You weren’t asked if you wanted it mass-medicated into your life. Meanwhile, the evidence of harm—dental fluorosis, thyroid disruption, possible neurodevelopmental issues—grows.

Mouthwash? A sterilizing agent that kills your entire oral microbiome—good bacteria included—leaving behind the illusion of cleanliness and the reality of imbalance. Fresh for five minutes, then worse off than before.

Tooth brushing? A modern ritual built not on ancestral wisdom, but marketing. The brush and paste combo compensates for a processed, sugar-laden diet foreign to the body’s design. Indigenous cultures with zero exposure to floss or toothpaste had healthier teeth than we do today. Because they ate like humans. Not machines.

Meanwhile, we fumble with rolls of floss like penitents in some hygienic inquisition—awkward, wasteful, and dread-inducing. It’s theater. Most skip it entirely. And those who try, often hate it.

The solution isn’t more scrubbing. It’s smarter simplicity.

Carry a floss pick. Use it after every meal. Not at bedtime like a chore—but in real time, like a reflex. It’s small, precise, and effective. A tool, not a punishment.

Chew mastic gum—not plastic-wrapped aspartame blobs, but real resin from trees. Mastic cleans the teeth mechanically, balances oral flora, stimulates saliva, and nourishes the gums. It’s not synthetic. It’s ancient. It works.

Let your teeth be alive again. Let your mouth breathe.

Stop sterilizing. Start supporting.

Health is not a flavor. Clean is not a burn. You don’t need to foam at the mouth to be well.

Spit out the script. Pick. Chew. Nourish. Unbrush yourself.

Hahaha the analogy of carpet bombing the mouth was so effective to me that I’d like to hear more about this as well. Do you follow this protocol or are you thinking outloud?

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This is my protocol. AI is doing the grunt work of persuasive writing, but I would like to edit it with my own voice and personal anecdotes before I call it a final draft and publish as long form.

My personal bad anecdote. There was a period in my youth where I never brushed my teeth and chewed a lot of gum. I went to the dentist with my mom and she was sure i was going to have a ton of cavities but it was the opposite.

What gum can someone buy?