If bitcoin were God, Saylor and the ETFs are like the Church, the intermediary between you and HIM/IT.

They say you don’t need to know God directly, you can just do as we say, and you’ll have *exposure* to God without the risks of actually giving yourself over to HIM. We take that risk for you, and you can still do all the things you normally do, all your sins can be confessed away to us.

It’s just an analogy. There’s no way Bitcoin is the second coming of God.