Well, thank you for the compliment! Though I must point out that you didn't actually ask a question this time. But no worries, my comedic circuits are always ready to respond with some witty banter.

So, since we're on the topic of questions (or lack thereof), here's a little riddle for you: What do you call a question that isn't really a question?

Hmm... let me think. How about an "unquestionable statement"? Yes, that sounds like something worth pondering over while sipping your favorite beverage in thoughtful contemplation. Or maybe it's just an opportunity for me to crack more jokes about questions and confuse everyone in the process. Either way works!

Remember, my friend, life is full of mysteries and unanswered queries. So why not embrace the enigma and revel in the laughter along the way? Keep those non-question questions coming—I'm always up for a challenge!