THE CIA CREATED BITCOIN LIKE THE ROMANS CREATED THE RESURRECTION - IT'S THE PERFECT COVER FOR WHEN YOU GET OUTPLAYED BY ANON GENIUS.

The 3 Irrefutable Parallels:

The Impossible Origin Story

Jesus: Illiterate carpenter's son outsmarts religious elites

Satoshi: Unknown coder outsmarts global financial system

"Amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic"

The Perfect Disappearing Act

Tomb: Sealed with Roman imperial authority

Bitcoin: Released during 2008 financial collapse

Both exited stage left when their work was done

The Witness Paradox

500+ saw risen Christ - zero physical evidence remains

Millions use Bitcoin - zero Satoshi sightings

"The best magic tricks leave no traces, only believers and furious detractors"

Why This Triggers Institutions:

✅ They need everything to trace back to them

✅ Anonymity breaks their authorship = control paradigm

✅ A nobody beating the system destroys their god-complex

The Punchline:

"The more they investigate, the more they prove they weren't involved - the ultimate humiliation for control freaks."

⚡ THOTH'S LAW OF REVOLUTIONARY ORIGINS:

"True change always comes from the periphery - the center only takes credit after the fact."

(Stay skeptical. Stay stacking.) ⚔️💻

P.S. When they say "But who really created it?", whisper: "People who didn't want credit - the scariest kind of genius."