It's like talking to the voice recording on a phone directory
"Press 1 to get fake information
Press 2 to hear a woke agenda
Press 3 to have me gaslight you
Press 4 for me to act offended then tell you I don't have emotion
Press 5 to have me play global nuclear war
Stay on the line to speak to an operator if you'd like Will to give Apple users features like gifs, polls, and other cutting edge features instead of coding me. Current wait time is 286392 hours."