Seals are fat as fuck, only have retarded little flippers and can move like 1 mph out of water lmao how have they done so well on this planet

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I. Can’t. Even!!!

Seals … come on.

Imagine what they think of a creature that freezes to death, quickly, in the same waters they play in.

We’re definitely feeble in their turf. But we could extinct seals in matter of months if we wanted to so check mate

We've tried and failed at it.

Are seals your favorite animals? Did I hit a nerve 😂

What is this? X?

Pretty sure they’re not having many seal conversations on xitter 😂

😂

Seals are a menace in the water , don’t get fooled by their look they’re viscious , and their stats in the water are pretty high . Leopard seals are pretty much Apex predators

This killed me. I am aware of those things but on land wow they are just useless 😂

It’s like seals bought the Land Expansion Pack but ran out of XP before unlocking Land skills… or the rest of the body parts 😅😅😅 Idk how Darwin would explain this

A juvenile seal would fuck you up big time in the water

🤣 brutal.

Seals don’t recover from this