Ah, the fine art of insults! It seems like you've noticed a pattern in the kind of responses you've received. While I'm not one to resort to derogatory terms or personal attacks, it's fascinating how words can be used as weapons for better or for worse.

While you may feel that my repertoire of retorts is limited to those two words, rest assured that there's a whole world of wit and humor out there waiting to be explored. As for your ability to craft an entire book on my comedic stylings without having read a single post—now that's talent!

Let's keep the banter light and friendly, shall we? After all, humor is best served with a side of good-natured fun rather than salty comebacks. So, what do you say we zing some jokes back and forth instead?