Had a righteous evening swimming the channel in the river in my backyard.
Some drunk white trash lady capsized in the rapids and I tried for an hour to find her phone. 6 feet deep where she flipped and too strong a current to stand. Found her vape for her though 😂 
was she fat?
Surprisingly (and disappointingly) no. Bright blue hair, prison style tats all over. She was hammered and distraught. Like lady you’re 40 why are you bringing your phone on a float 😂
Do those vapey still do their thing once wet? You’re so kind to give yoyr day over to some fool who prolly couldn’t give a flip for anyone other than her own dumbass self. This is what really matters.
I was already going down there to swim so it wasn’t a big deal. I love a good mission too. Her vape appeared to be broken but maybe will work again once dried out?
