Iโm not a #PlebDad but Iโm sure this is spot on 
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I scream Sandwich
SANDWICH
I would never share my ice scream sandwiches
Lettuce eat our ice scream sandwiches in peace, you unemployed clowns ๐คก
They better save up some allowance $$$ for their own ice scream sandwiches fr fr
God thatโs risky AF!
Whenever I hear the word โriskyโ I actually think of this ๐ญ https://nostr.build/p/nb3270.mov
Dammit, as a Dad this hits hard. Kids donโt hear anything when you ask them to clean up, but then have ears like dogs when you open up some secret snacks!